ʻAe, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke ala aʻe, ʻoʻoleʻa ʻo ia.
Auwe, makemake au i kekahi
ʻO ka hui pū ʻana a me nā huakaʻi kula ʻo ia ka lā i nehinei. No ka hoʻoulu ʻana i kahi limahana me ka wahine waha, ʻoiaʻiʻo, me ka poina ʻole i kou leʻaleʻa ponoʻī - ʻo ia ka ʻoiaʻiʻo o ka ʻoihana hui o kēia lā!
Omo iaʻu, hāʻawi mai iaʻu i helu
No ke aha ʻoe e ʻaʻahu nei i nā lole he nui?
Jade Kush
Ua hoʻoholo nā kaikuahine pāʻani ʻelua e pāʻani me ko lāua kaikuaʻana. ʻO ia ka mea e like me ka nerd me nā aniani. Loaʻa iā ia kahi dick e like me ka sledgehammer. ʻAʻole hiki ke komo i loko o kona waha. Hoʻokomo ʻo ia i ka hoahānau ma luna o kāna dick a hoʻopaʻi ikaika iā ia.
ʻO wai ma ʻaneʻi?
¶ E aʻo aku au iā ʻoe pehea e hoʻopaʻa ai.
Nā wikiō pili
Hele loa kēia mau moʻopuna! Hiki i nā poʻe pāʻani maoli ke makemake i ke kupuna kāne Hauʻoli Makahiki Hou ma ia ʻano. A ua kākau lākou i kahi leka iā Santa e makemake lākou i ka moa nui a paʻakikī i ka Eve Makahiki Hou - no laila ua hāʻawi ʻo ia iā Grandpa i kahi dick, a ua māʻona lāua ʻelua. Ke noʻonoʻo nei au i ka mea a ke kupuna kāne i kākau ai iā Santa Claus i kēlā manawa? ))