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ʻAe, i ka hoʻoholo ʻana i ke ʻano o nā mea a pau, ua lōʻihi ka moeʻuhane o ke kaikamahine i kēlā ʻano wahine a ke manaʻo nei au ʻaʻole no ka mea ʻole ʻo ia i hoʻoholo ai e uku ma kēia ʻano, aia ka nele o ka ʻoluʻolu e pili ana i ka moekolohe a i ʻole ka ʻike wale nō. Ma keʻano holoʻokoʻa, hoʻopaʻi maikaʻi ʻo ia iā ia, makemake maoli ʻo ia, e hoʻoholo ana i nā ʻū a me nā kanikau, a ua ʻoi aku ka manawa ma mua o kāna mau mea i manaʻo ai, ʻoi aku paha ʻo ia ma kona wahi moe ma mua o hoʻokahi manawa.
Makemake au e hālāwai me kekahi kaikamahine mai kēia lumi kamaʻilio.
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